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@nervous-break-dance@msstrawberrylemonaidoh my god
I swear to god I haven’t laughed so much in my life
'feminine hygiene' commercials: do you feel dirty....down there? is your....DOWN THERE....feeling dirty? are you itchy? are you itchy down there? I'm holding a cactus. is that what you feel like down there? the woman next to me is holding a bouquet flowers is that NOT what you feel like down there? does your down there not smell like literal flowers? is your vagina filthy? are you a fucking slob who can't even have a flowery vagina? are you not cultivating a rose garden in your genitals? fuck you, slather this cream in there you disgusting vermin.
erectile dysfunction commercials: does your dick not work? YEEEEAAAHHH that's alright you're ALL MAN your dick don't work that's okay take these pills and go do some MANLY SHIT. DEEP SEA FISHING. OFF ROADING. ALL WITH A RAGING ERECTION. don't worry about your dick man WE GOT YOUR DICK no homo tho your wife loves you flaccid dick and all man NOW BACK TO ICE ROAD TRUCKERS
